“These
dry details are of importance in one particular.
They give me an opportunity of introducing one of the Mississippi’s
oddest peculiarities, – that of shortening its length from time to time.
If you will throw a long, pliant apple-paring over your shoulder, it will
pretty fairly shape itself into an average section of the Mississippi River;
that is the nine or ten hundred miles stretching from Cairo, Illinois, southward
to New Orleans, the same being wonderfully crooked, with a brief straight bit
here and there at wide intervals....
The
water cuts the alluvial banks of the “lower” river into deep horseshoe
curves; so deep, indeed, that in some places if you were to get ashore at one
extremity of the horseshoe and walk across the neck, half or three quarters of a
mile, you could sit down and rest a couple of hours while your steamer was
coming around the long elbow, at a speed of ten miles an hour, to take you
aboard again. When the river is
rising fast, some scoundrel whose plantation is back in the country, and
therefore of inferior value, has only to watch his chance, cut a little gutter
across the narrow neck of land some dark night, and turn the water into it, and
in a wonderfully short time a miracle has happened: to wit, the whole
Mississippi has taken possession of that little ditch, and placed the
countryman’s plantation on its bank (quadrupling its value), and that other
party’s formerly valuable plantation finds itself away out yonder on a big
island; the old water-course around it will soon shaol up, boats cannot approach
within ten miles of it, and down goes its value to a fourth of its former worth.
From
Life on the Mississippi. Mark Twain. Penguin Classics (1986). Originally
published in 1883. pp. 145-148i